Sunday, March 20, 2011

Why does Jay-Z always say he's going to buy a mall?

I get it, they're fantastic, some better than others. I live in Minnesota, home of the Mall of America. I've been in fabulous malls like the ones in the casinos of Vegas where, should I want to, could spend 10's of thousands of dollars. On a purse. And, I've been to ones where I could spend 10's of thousands, on the mall (uughh, no offense Central Square Mall, kisses!) But I would NEVER want to own one. I've seen the vacancy; it's got to be really hard to keep tenants. I mean, how many pairs of specialty socks can you really sell? Even better, Love Sack? Seriously?! How is that company still in business? IT would seem that a grocery store or perhaps a gas station might be a wiser investment? People HAVE to eat and well, while they don't HAVE to buy gas, they will. Even this summer at $5 a gallon gas stations are still going to be busy. 74% of our population is considered obese, it's not like all of a sudden they're going to start biking to work. (Please, I beg of you, prove me wrong!). So, Mr. Hova, I guess what I'm saying is, please weigh your options carefully before buying a mall to prove to all the other rappers just how smart you are. 

XOXO, one of your biggest fans.

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