Just can't do it anymore

I work in consumer relations for an international company and I just, I cannot do it one more day. I think six years in this position is pretty awesome. Isn't the average career seven years? And that's in a normal job. Would you like to know what I do all day, every day? I listen to people complain. Yes, people call or write in to cry about their incorrect order or how long they had to wait in the drive-thru. I'm sure some of these people are very compentent but some seem like a bunch of hillbillys trying to get something for free and I just can't do it anymore. I cannot empathize with one more person about being fired for "no reason" or as the franchisee likes to put it, stealing. No more feigning interest in the drama that is the employees apparent lack of ability to distinguish between Hannah Montana and Dora the Explorer. I especially don't have the patience to listen to one more mother complain to us that we made their child fat. You drove them there. You purchased the food. You allowed them to eat it, why is it our fault again? Oh yeah, we make a delicious product.

Anyway, I don't know what I'm going to do. In a dream world I'd become a professional runner. Getting paid (I've heard not much) to do what I love. In the real world, I think I'm going to go and get my coaching certificate. I'd love to have the ability to help people do what I love, so much.

All of this said, for as long as I'm at work, I'll be good at what I do because that is who I am.